🛍️ Hot Mess Must-Haves from Upper Class Trash

Because if we’re going to be chaotic, we might as well look cute doing it. 💋✨

Welcome to the official Upper Class Trash merch drop — the collection designed for women who are bold, witty, unfiltered, and probably running on caffeine and good intentions. Whether you’re podcast binging, stirring up main character energy, or dodging red flags like a pro, this line was made for you.

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“Hot Mess Energy” Mug

Because coffee tastes better when you’re plotting your glow-up.

Perfect for your iced latte, your late-night revenge brainstorming, or your “I’m totally fine” morning routine.

Bonus: The lipstick stain just adds character. 💄

💬 Best paired with: messy buns, chaos, and pretending you have your life together.

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“Witches Before B*tches” Hoodie

Your emotional support hoodie has entered the chat. 🧥

It’s cozy, soft, and gives off that “I don’t chase, I attract” vibe.

Throw it on for your next podcast binge, Target trip, or public meltdown (we don’t judge).

✨ Pro tip: Layer it with lip gloss confidence and savage honesty.

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“Savage, Not Heartless” Hoodie

For the girl who’s done being the nice one.

It says, “Yes, I have boundaries. No, I don’t owe you an explanation.”

It’s empowerment stitched in fleece — soft, strong, and unapologetically real.

💬 Mood: The main character of your healing era.

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“Upper Class Trash” Tote Bag

Stylish enough for errands, bold enough for chaos.

Perfect for holding all your essentials: laptop, dry shampoo, snacks, and the emotional baggage you’re pretending to unpack. 😏

🖤 Carry this bag like a crown — you’ve earned it.

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Shop the Look — Be the Vibe

You don’t have to have it all together — just have great taste while falling apart.

Browse the full Hot Mess Collection in the [Shop Page] of the site or tap the icons below to snag your faves.

🎧 And don’t forget: new merch drops every few weeks, inspired by podcast episodes and real-life chaos.

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Final Thought:

Bad days happen. Great hoodies are forever.

So grab your mug, toss your tote, throw on that hoodie, and remember — being a hot mess is practically a lifestyle brand. 💋

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